10 ways to use social media like donald trump
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Do you want to know how to use social media? Everything you need to know you can learn from Donald Trump…..
- Just say whatever is in your head. It is important that people know how you think.
- Make sure you leave terrible reviews wherever you go. That way people will know how they should treat you.
- Also, post on Twitter when you are angry. It helps to get it out of your system.
- Make sure you fight back. People need to know that nothing is your fault.
- Always blame the media. Obviously.
- Use rhetoric. The more you say it, the more the people will believe it.
- Remember that everyone who reads it is more stupid than you are. See point 6.
- Make sure you keep on telling people how good you are. You don’t need proof, it’s social media… duh.
- Twitter is the perfect place to air all your petty grievances.
- You don’t have to worry about the truth on social media, as long as it’s your truth.