10 ways to use social media like donald trump

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Do you want to know how to use social media? Everything you need to know you can learn from Donald Trump…..

 

  1. Just say whatever is in your head. It is important that people know how you think.  
  2. Make sure you leave terrible reviews wherever you go. That way people will know how they should treat you. 
  3. Also, post on Twitter when you are angry. It helps to get it out of your system.
  4. Make sure you fight back. People need to know that nothing is your fault.
  5. Always blame the media. Obviously.
  6. Use rhetoric. The more you say it, the more the people will believe it.
  7. Remember that everyone who reads it is more stupid than you are.  See point 6.
  8. Make sure you keep on telling people how good you are. You don’t need proof, it’s social media… duh.
  9. Twitter is the perfect place to air all your petty grievances.
  10. You don’t have to worry about the truth on social media, as long as it’s your truth.


 

 

Or you can come along to Facebook / Instagram 101 and learn how to use it properly.

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